Funny jokes – share them with us!

Hiya – someone has just sent me some jokes, and they also reminded me that I DID ask for things to go on our blogsite!

So all you funny people out there, send us your lovely jokes – by leaving us a COMMENT below.  Remember, if they are the kind of jokes we would be happy to hear in class, they are the kind of jokes we will be happy to have on our blogpages!  Looking forward to hearing from you… 🙂

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5 responses to “Funny jokes – share them with us!

  1. KAMAL

    why was kamal in hurry because his boss who was called camal called him to pick lot’s of water up because camal’s have a duty to pick water ,get it

  2. KAMAL

    A lion is the king of the jungle he eat’s meat and his wife looks for food for him a lion is very fast his scared of elephants because there big a lion can fight with his size of animal.

  3. Pheobe

    There was a boy in year 2 and he needed to go to the toilet so he asked his teacher.
    Boy:”Miss please can i go to toilet?”
    Teacher:”Only if you say the alphabet.”
    Boy: “A,B,C,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z
    Teacher: Where is the P?
    Boy:Running down my legs.

  4. Pheobe

    1)
    What do you call a lady with bacon, egg and beans on her head?…………………………………………..

    Cath

    2)
    What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?…………………………………………….

    Cliff

  5. Atiya

    Santa : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
    Banta : I give up.
    Santa : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music
    ……………………………………………………………………………….
    Jasmeet : “Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa.”
    Judge : “But why ?”
    Jasmeet : “Because he is not faithful to me.”
    Judge : “How do you know ?”
    Jasmeet : “My lord, not a single child resembles him.”
    ……………………………………………………………………………

    From his death bed, Santa called his wife Jasmeet and said, “One month after I die I want you to marry Banta.”
    Jasmeet : “Banta ! But he is your enemy !”
    Santa : “Yes, I know that ! I’ve suffered all these years so let him suffer now.”
    ………………………………………………………………………………

    Banta : I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife Preeto that I’d be home tonight, and when I got into my room I found Preeto in another man’s arms.
    Santa : (kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said,) “Maybe, she didn’t get the fax.”
    …………………………………………………………………………….

    Santa : “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, Jasmeet would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it’s all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.”
    Banta : “Why complain?, You’re still getting the same service!”

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